🌭 The Chronicles of a 98% Vegan: A Hot Dog Odyssey

I mostly eat Vegan, and told my youngest sister such. Then she caught me microwaving a hot dog.

With an amused eyebrow raise, she said “of all things, a hot dog?” There, in the act of microwaving the clandestine hot dog, I, the 98% Vegan stood, a beacon of hilarious dietary paradox.

And so, the legend of the 98% Vegan unfolded—a tale not of veganism’s triumph but of the belly-laugh-inducing discovery that sometimes, life serves up the most unexpected and amusing experiences.

I’ve embraced the humor of my 98% vegan journey, realizing that even the most well-intentioned dietary pledges could use a pinch of comedic relish. 🌭🤣

🌿 Features:

Dive into the soft embrace of our comfy, soft 98% Vegan Tee—a snuggly sanctuary for veggie lovers who eat the occasional hotdog (a 2% wild side)! 🦄✨ Crafted from the fluffiest clouds of cotton, this tee is 98% vegan, 100% fabulous, and 200% ready for some plant-powered play.

Snuggle Certified: So soft, it’s like wearing a hug from a cloud.
Veggie-Approved: 98% vegan, 2% cheeky—because veggies need a good laugh too!

Perfect for making a statement without saying a word.

Wear your veggie pride loud and clear! It’s not just clothing; it’s a lifestyle.👕

• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz, 28-singles
• Pre-shrunk fabric for minimal shrinkage – Size up if you like baggy or loose fit
•Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems