🌭 The Chronicles of a 98% Vegan: A Hot Dog Odyssey

I mostly eat Vegan, and told my youngest sister such. Then she caught me microwaving a hot dog.

With an amused eyebrow raise, she said “of all things, a hot dog?” There, in the act of microwaving the clandestine hot dog, I, the 98% Vegan stood, a beacon of hilarious dietary paradox.

And so, the legend of the 98% Vegan unfolded—a tale not of veganism’s triumph but of the belly-laugh-inducing discovery that sometimes, life serves up the most unexpected and amusing experiences.

I’ve embraced the humor of my 98% vegan journey, realizing that even the most well-intentioned dietary pledges could use a pinch of comedic relish. 🌭🤣

🍂 Features:
It’s more than just clothing; it’s a lifestyle statement. 🌱🧥

• Relaxed fit
• Mid weight, 9.4 oz
• 80% Cotton 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Pullover Crew, Drop Shoulder, Crew Neck, Sleeve Cuff Ribbing